lizthefangirl:

when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it

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acid0wl those-stoner-problems

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

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croutoncat pizza
newagerebelonline:

The Beanie Collection 
NewAgeRebel.com
For the best selection of slogan beanies and trends. 
newagerebelonline pizza

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

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feverto walnutcreekca
lanactrlaltdelrey:
hercosmiclove ugly
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shadyteam walnutcreekca
the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
stereolights walnutcreekca
aasrial walnutcreekca

ilikeyouandvodka:

ilikeyouandvodka:

I just ate an entire burrito, by my self, in under 5 minutes

I’m now realizing this isn’t something to be proud of

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ilikeyouandvodka jealousies

intakings:

when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me

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intakings horrorshow23
thelovelyartistic:

dolphinboy89:

i dont even know where to start

what the fuck is that behind the chair
12-gauge-rage horrorshow23

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

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rollingstomes horrorshow23

yungterra:

some asshole: haha u cant draw hands

me:

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batched:

struckby21:

nihil-sub-sole-novum:

this is what a good hitler joke looks like

i feel like such a geek understanding this joke

sit down kid literally everyone gets it
spacegent okaybby