• Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.
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Wait for someone who tells strangers about you. Vodka thoughts #1 (via blossomfully)
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I want everyone to meet you. You’re my favorite person of all time.  Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park (via larmoyante)
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5herlockholme5:

thepainofthefeels:

5herlockholme5:

ha im a piece of trash

As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?

you smooth fucker

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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)
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wynn1ng thatswhatmaryjanesaid
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museismymuse:

silent-cannibal:

this is somehow really funny to me

about closing the goddamn door
hanniween thrust2thewall
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infamousnfamous:

memeguy-com:

Halloween display fell over

OR
THE FIRST CASUALTY OF THE SKELETON WAR
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VIVA LA PLUTO Everyone who stuck with Pluto damnit (via plutokiid)
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lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)
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barack-obottm s-o-u-p-ernatural
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